Sorry, but I can't let is slide. :-(
I'm sure most of you have heard of Google Glasses by now.
It is Google Glass, not Glasses. The reason they named it that way is because it has a single lens. Glasses have two.
To the point of your April Fool's joke - who knows. Maybe you are on target for some things that will be possible in the future. Think of all the technology we have today and how nobody envisioned it 40 years ago, and in some cases even 5 years ago.
I was speaking to my nephew while visiting for Easter. He is in school for electrical engineering. One point that came up is the story of how the Apollo missions had less computing power than an iPod. Not sure how true that is, but I know my first PC (486 with Turbo boost!!!) sure wasn't as powerful as my iPhone!
I do things today much easier with my handheld computer technology (phone, iPad, et cetera) than I ever imagined. Maybe we need to point Google in the direction you joked about and see what happens!