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SQL Jokes & Riddles!!!

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What did the one SQL table say to the other SQL table at the bar this past Friday night?

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SQL_ME_RICH (7/3/2012)
What did the one SQL table say to the other SQL table at the bar this past Friday night?

w00t


Sorry, that's an old one that's been on this site before...unless you've come up with a new response.

'Mind if I JOIN you?'

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SQL_ME_RICH (7/3/2012)
What did the one SQL table say to the other SQL table at the bar this past Friday night?

w00t


Sorry, that's an old one that's been on this site before...unless you've come up with a new response.

'Mind if I JOIN you?'

-SQLBill


Shoot I was going to say "I am now leaving, I have no interest in JOINing this conversation".

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heheheheheheheheeeee!

I know Gail is going to come out here and clobber me for such rubbish before it's over, but I want this to be fun.

:-)

P.S. SQLDork!
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So get your fun and creative caps on, and lets think of, create, and share some new ones.
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So on the basis of this first joke - were there any follow-ups to them forming a UNION?

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Or perhaps INTERSECTing?

Cool
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Lynn Pettis (7/3/2012)
Or perhaps INTERSECTing?




Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lynn! That's dangerously close to an INSERT!

w00t

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Is this the right place to demonstrate how good is greater than evil, just by using SQL?


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Is this the right place to demonstrate how good is greater than evil, just by using SQL?


i would like to see that


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