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The Beer Cooler Thread


The Beer Cooler Thread

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Koen Verbeeck
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Sean Lange (5/30/2012)
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I enjoy a 'Clausthaler' every so often. I bet I'm one of the few on this site.


This one could be disqualified because it is a non-alcoholic beer, or "near beer" as we call it in the states. :-D


I believe we call it "water" :-D


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I enjoy a 'Clausthaler' every so often. I bet I'm one of the few on this site.


This one could be disqualified because it is a non-alcoholic beer, or "near beer" as we call it in the states. :-D


I believe we call it "water" :-D


That is what we call American Lagers (Bud, PBR, etc...). You know, the ones you have to serve nearly frozen to cover the sweaty sock taste.

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I like a home brewed double chocolate stout made using a kit from the Home Brewery.


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I typically drink Fosters, but that's because Belgian beer is not as easy to come by around here.

There is a microbrewery around here, named the Cheeky Monk, that serves a Belgian style beer - best beer I've ever had. Koen, you guys got it goin' on over there!

http://www.thecheekymonk.com/

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Como on guys, you ain't tasted nothin' until you've tasted this one.




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My favorite beer is Killian's Irish Red because it's a real red ale, not some cheapo beer that's been colored red.



I like dark beer, so my other favorites are Guinness Stout and Heineken Special Dark.


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I don't usually cook with beer (I'd rather drink it), but here's a recipe for Chocolate Bacon and Beer Chili that turned out pretty darned well.


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Koen Verbeeck (5/30/2012)
I believe we call it "water" :-D

That's an insult to water.


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Hi Cliff,

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I like a home brewed double chocolate stout made using a kit from the Home Brewery.

That sounds like it would make a terrific Beer Float.


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I have to say I'm enjoying Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer at the moment, but my best thing to drink of late is Hoegaarden Rose



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