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Why send a DBA into space?


Why send a DBA into space?

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It's official. Redgate has now "Jumped the Shark". :-P
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WoW :-D but Red Gate ..... Are you seriousw00t? OR its a serious 10 points Joke?

Well lets see who is that lucky...
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If I win, can I bring my wife, and a curtain?
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I may only be an "accidental" DBA, but I'm entering, if only for the chance to go for the ride...

To quote John Gillespie Magee, Jr.:
“Oh I Have Slipped
The Surly Bonds of Earth...
Put Out My Hand
And Touched the Face of God ”

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What does the winner tell the boss?

"Hey I need a week or three off. Yeah I hope I have wifi, will have to check with NASA. I'm going into space. No, seriously. No Joke."



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SQLRNNR (10/13/2011)
What does the winner tell the boss?

"Hey I need a week or three off. Yeah I hope I have wifi, will have to check with NASA. I'm going into space. No, seriously. No Joke."


For the first 30 seconds, your boss would probably assume you're talking about storage, until you say, "No, I mean OUTER space."

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"A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html
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This is SO cool!! Someone from this distinguished community simply MUST end up in the 15 finalists!!!
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I assume this is on a Russian rocket? Can't catch a shuttle any more.
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Most of the DBA's I have worked with over the past 30 years are already out in space. To think out of he box as much as they have had to and to perform as many miracles that have been required to make things work correctly they have had to be out there somewhere.

Love the idea of the contest!

Not all gray hairs are Dinosaurs!
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SQLRNNR (10/13/2011)
What does the winner tell the boss?

"Hey I need a week or three off. Yeah I hope I have wifi, will have to check with NASA. I'm going into space. No, seriously. No Joke."


haha - no doubt. I don't know that my boss would even hear anything other than "have" or "have not" got internet access and a number to be reached at. :-D

I'm sure that the solitude would be much appreciated by the winner! at least for the first few days... :-P
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