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What’s In Your (Junk) Drawers?


What’s In Your (Junk) Drawers?

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How many of us keep that "junk drawer" full of scripts that seem like they could be useful. Just collect a ton of scripts and maybe you will use it and maybe not.



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I hear that! I have a handfull of scripts that I use every day, and folder upon folders of 'one day I'll sit down and sort thorugh this' scripts Smile
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I even found some UAT (user acceptance test) sign-off's (wet signature on paper!) which were soooo important to collect. After the project nobody dared to file them properly and they rot in my drawer. :-D
Otherwise, I try to keep my drawer's clean.
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Junk drawers are useful so that you can utter 'Ah, that's where it is...'.
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I have no junk drawer. . . no, seriously.

I do have "junk scripts" on a file server though, loads of them that may or may not be useful Smile


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I have a small junk drawer with pens, pencils (why so many??? :-P) keys, business cards, paracetamol, staples etc. and I have a big junk drawer with bigger stuff like spare (old) mouses, empty mouse boxes (huh?), multiple utp-cables, a hat (wtf...), a small ball which was thrown at me years ago (hahahha). And I even have a junk drawer from the former owner of my desk. :-P

Oh man... I have to clean up a bit, this is so evil!
Yup I also have a ton of unused scripts. October will be a good month for collecting garbage. Hehe
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I have a small junk drawer with pens, pencils (why so many??? :-P) keys, business cards, paracetamol, staples etc. and I have a big junk drawer with bigger stuff like spare (old) mouses, empty mouse boxes (huh?), multiple utp-cables, a hat (wtf...), a small ball which was thrown at me years ago (hahahha).


ha, ha, that's funny! Well, I have some power adapters and mouses as well but I regard them as valuable items ;-)
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It's not a Junk drawer, its a man drawer.

http://youtu.be/RgUpDGAIdds
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When one colleague left we found, along with the usual selection of pens and stuff, some crackers and a range of individually wrapped cheese portions.

Unfortunately it took us a while to find them...Sick
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