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Open Source SQL Server

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Right there with Babe
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LutzM
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AWESOME!

Especially the last few paragraphs and the related intro!



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Hey... !

I actual read the first few paragraphs and went on the search for this product.... Although I did find what I was looing for, I found my sole mate ha

Nice!

Google translate....
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April fools day?

Bazinga!
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Snarky giggle
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What's the date ? The first day of April?
But a good joke
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Happy April fools day guys! :-P
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No download link? :-P


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Nice effort, but really - you might as well have enclosed it all in <APRIL_FOOLS_JOKE> tags.

Now CELKO's one I thought had a lot of work put into it and was following in the tradition of almost plausible A1 jokes.

He definitely knows how to follow a standard!

MM


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