Utopia - Also in a software perspective (We are progressing our software to a utopia)
What makes that buzzword extremely funny is that Utopia means "no where" :-D. Origin is from Greek where "U" means "no" and "topia" means "place" and was the title of Sir Thomas More's 1516 book about a island of perfection.
So the phrase can be translated to "We are progressing our software to no where"
SQL = Scarcely Qualifies as a Language