He, he

I can just see the new posts being typed right now

"Dear SSC

Plz tell me what makes a good DBA and what else I need to know to become one.

No, I'm not going to give you any more information.

No, I'm not going to be any more explicit.

No, I haven't done a search to see if any part of my question has been has been answered in other threads.

Yes, posting this is all the "research" I've done.

Yes, I expect you to put in all the effort for me.

Thanks in advance

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