You're a good soul, Chris Harshman 🙂
Maybe I'm just getting cynical, but I'm finding myself less and less willing to help people who are just throwing up a problem and saying "I need someone to write this query for me." It doesn't matter if they try to be flattering and say "I need help from an expert." I want to have some sense that they are at least trying to solve the problem themselves and are just looking for a little help to get past a stumbling block.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills