Thanks edward.

That opens up another valid work around using TOP 999999999999 (make sure this number is way over the actual # of records possibly returned).

SELECT TOP (10000000) @X = @X + 'PRINT ''[' + name + ']'';' + CHAR(13) + CHAR(10) FROM msdb.sys.tables ORDER BY NEWID()

I'll post those as possible workarounds... that'll surely guide the MS team on the right tracks.

Keep 'em comming.