Well there, Seth, he did say "high-speed" pork chops, but I interpreted that as relative to the pork chop, as chances are, the fastest you can "launch" such a thing would be the speed associated with a slingshot with some seriously strong and long, but stretchy, rubber. At that point, it's going to hurt someone, and I hadn't really thought of using a slingshot at the time I read the post for precisely that reason... The alternative was to believe he was threatening to hurt someobody...

All that aside, the original query remains: Why Pork Chops? It just conjures up wierd images, like someone defending themselves with a Lacroix stick in order to be able to "return fire", as it were...

Steve

(aka smunson)

:):):)