Wayne West (4/1/2008)
Ralph Hightower (4/1/2008)
...The press release was done in the style of PR Newswire and had the legalese required for companies regulated by the Securities and Exchange Commission.
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Absolutely brilliant, Ralph! Did anyone not believe it?
Thank you. I had a blast writing it. I kept adding more and more to the release and finally added the financial disclaimers.
The two guys that pulled the first joke on me thought it was happening when I showed them the press release and thanked them for telling me about the opening.
My other former coworkers that it was great and funny.
Ralph