• So, the young couple took the new born twins, a boy and a girl, to the God Father. "God Father", said the young Mother... "We would be honored if you named our children".

    The God Father thought for a minute and said "We'll call the girl 'Denise'." "Oh!", said the young Mother. "What a beautiful name for a girl. What shall we call the boy?"

    The God Father thought for a minute more, then cracked a smile from ear to ear, and raising his hand with index finger pointed as if having a revelation, proudly announced...

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    "DeNephew!"

    Be careful when choosing a naming convention... it may be something that you have to live with! 😀

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)