• Noel,
    I agree it's not for everyone. I may have not stressed that enough, but I thought titling it "quick and dirty" implied that. This sort of solution would be required only if the architecture of the database is flawed to begin with, and if your DB is high traffic and flawedly designed it's likely to fail anyway. However I can not agree with colin's statement, because my CPU tests have shown that there is a huge difference between the cursor and the while loop - the loop preformed light years better then the cursor.
    Thanks for reading
    K