Phill - I knew you'd recognize the comments if you actually had the time to stop by and read the article..- I did have a great time compiling the quotes for I had to reread a whole bunch of old posts for my "material" and the one that you recognized was easily one of the funniest!
Jeff - thank you for those kind words - I'm sure you recognize yourself in the member who goes to inordinate lengths to help out - so the ssc community owes YOU a big collective "thank you"!
Nicole, Paul - thank you for the +ve feedback!
allotc - Like you I too have seldom posted a question but have benefited hugely just from reading and learning from many of the responses and solutions...
**ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !!!**