SELECT

 *

FROM

 (

  SELECT

   'Naughty Optimizer; Real developers use parenthesis to clarify default behavior AND SPECIFY REQUIRED BEHAVIOR.' AS 'My two cents',

   'Using SELECT ColTitle = Expr is nice for swapping UPDATE for SELECT when Expr is a col name in UPDATE target, but this is legacy syntax' AS 'Farewell Old Friend'

  WHERE

   1 = 1

&nbsp AS Moral_of_Story__Use_The_New_Syntax