My 2cents (South African cents = +- 0/16 p )

The "SEM" also through me. I refer to it as EM, or more frequently as Enterprise Damager ... (too many users have had access in too many places ... *sigh*)

I can add a few:

q> What is your opion of nulls?

a> (2nd time around, after asking if we could come back to it) they are used to enforce referential integrity.

This was from someone who had impressed the tech-manager by getting 90+% on the measure-up MCSE questions that we sue to pre-filter applicants. Needless to say, the interview went seriously downhill from here, but I did manage not to laugh in the interview itself, but it was a total guess session (and he wasn't good at guessing).