TheSQLGuru: that sounds encouraging. The only reason why our managers don't want to run trace (not Profiler but script-based tracing) is that it has greater impact than X.E. and can hamper production performance.
B.T.W., while I was reading your post I thought that you are going to retire in 17 years from now.🙂
GilaMonster: tried to google it but unfortunately could not find anything like that.