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  • July 31, 2014 at 5:22 pm

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    Grant Fritchey (7/31/2014)

    Sarah Wagner (7/31/2014)

    I hired in to a software company and sad to say we were one of those vendors. Gladly we are not anymore as I rewrote all of our recommendations to clients documentation. A little education goes a long way. 🙂

    Thank you!

    One down 678,342 to go...

    BWAAAA-HAAAAA... there you go underestimating again. 😛

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)