• ChrisM@Work (6/9/2014)


    Jeff Moden (6/6/2014)


    ChrisM@Work (6/6/2014)


    julian.fletcher (6/6/2014)


    .. I should have said that we're looking for developers to work on all parts of a particular product; both the C# and the SQL. We're not big enough to be able to have separate teams for each...

    Shame...I'm nice, I work bl00dy hard, I'm available in two weeks and I'm 25 minutes from Oxford 😉

    And bloody damned good at SQL, to boot!

    I'm not ashamed to admit that last week was tough. We lost our mognificent rescue cat Ziggy last Monday night to a diversion which increased traffic on our street about 20-fold for a whole month. Damn, two hours after we lost him, the main road was reopened. This statement from you Jeff, and knowing how much you like your moggies too, absolutely made my day. Thank you.

    Guh! I'm so sorry to hear about that, Chris. We lost 4 almost one right after the other. Two finally succumbed to FIP (it happens a lot with moggies at about 3-4 years of age) and two to the rigors of old age (both more than 16 years old). Had to put all 4 down in a period of about 6 weeks. Debbie was a train wreck of emotion and I had to play the part of an anchor for her. One of them was an absolute favorite of mine so I definitely understand the pain of losing Ziggy.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)