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  • March 24, 2014 at 2:25 pm

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    David O (3/24/2014)

    Does anyone else every have day's when they feel like there the audit team's secretary (I could you another word but it is a family show)?

    Run this query for me?

    What does this mean?

    What that value for?

    Can you format the results like this?

    Can you explain that to me again for the 3,213 time?

    Starbuck's is down the street, Venti vanilla, two shots with soy!

    UGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

    :w00t:

    Sounds like a normal day of development and QA for most people. 🙂

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

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