I must have done something awry because now I see this....

There are 89253 rows in 620 pages for object "Production.TransactionHistoryArchive".

DBCC results for 'Production.ProductSubcategory'.

There are 37 rows in 1 pages for object "Production.ProductSubcategory".

DBCC results for 'Person.BusinessEntityContact'.

There are 909 rows in 6 pages for object "Person.BusinessEntityContact".

DBCC results for 'Purchasing.ProductVendor'.

There are 460 rows in 5 pages for object "Purchasing.ProductVendor".

DBCC results for 'Production.UnitMeasure'.

There are 38 rows in 1 pages for object "Production.UnitMeasure".

DBCC results for 'Person.ContactType'.

There are 20 rows in 1 pages for object "Person.ContactType".

DBCC results for 'Purchasing.Vendor'.

There are 104 rows in 2 pages for object "Purchasing.Vendor".

DBCC results for 'Sales.CountryRegionCurrency'.

....but nothing that returns the fields.