I never said the brands I forgot had to be *affordable*

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I think most likely there's only two ways I could ever say I drive a Lamborghini (maybe three):

1. Become a valet at someplace really ritzy

2. Something illegal (Not gonna do it, nope, nope, nope, I like being non-incarcerated)

3. By a used Lambo (hey, a used Countach is going for $150k on eBay Motors... I could sell the house, the current car, everything in the house, sell the wife into slavery, the dog to a Korean restaurant, the cats to a Chinese restaurant, one kidney, one lung, and that should give me enough to drive it for a month)

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