Seems legit, thanks 🙂 But the syntax, man... I'll probably just write my own set of methods...

create function EqualI2(@i1 int, @i2 int)...

create function EqualI3(@i1 int, @i2 int, @i3 int)...

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create function EqualS2(@s1 varchar(max), @s2 varchar(max)...

create function EqualS3(@s1 varchar(max), @s2 varchar(max), @s3 varchar(max))...

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create function EqualB2(@b1 bit, @b2 bit)...

create function EqualB3(@b1 bit, @b2 bit, @b3 bit,...)...

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