This might be what you need.

SELECT sqlserver_start_time FROM sys.dm_os_sys_info

Returns :

2012-10-17 23:03:26.687

So create your table and then insert the result of the T-SL, it will give you at least half of what you asked for (that is the startup time)

other wise read:

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms181720(v=sql.100).aspx

Please note the following

Startup procedures must be in the master database and cannot contain INPUT or OUTPUT parameters. Execution of the stored procedures starts when the master database is recovered at startup.