BWAA-HAAA!!!! In that vein, I have a simple name for most databases I've seen in my life whether they be small or large. "Snowman Databases". They look really cool (sorry, no pun intended) in the "front yard" where all the managers can see them, they take exponentially longer to build and more resources the bigger they are, and they simple melt and fall apart at the first sign of any real heat. Perhaps "Puddle Database" would be an even more appropriate name.