Now that, sir, is a thing of beauty!
Thanks so much for your ridiculously quick response, it's been a pleasure communicating with you!
I am still having some problems with this demonic database with indexes and tables with the same name, but I'll not pester you with that now 🙂
Let me show you my appreciation by sending you here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4805536/images/1244443242558.jpg