• Sorry, but there's a glaring inconsistency in this article.

    No-one with any taste buds would take a perfectly acceptable alcoholic drink and cool it so much that it freezes. From this I deduce that either

  • what you've been eating all this time isn't really made from beer or
  • there isn't really a secret formula, and you're stringing us all along.
  • Tut, tut, Mr Moden....

    😉

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