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March 31, 2010 at 9:05 pm

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Arjun S Old Hand Points: 371 More actions · Answer 1

Arjun S

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March 31, 2010 at 9:12 pm

#1143616

Brilliant! you had me there for a second.

ziangij SSCertifiable Points: 7984 More actions · Answer 2

ziangij

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March 31, 2010 at 10:16 pm

#1143652

i was also fooled... 😀

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

Ha, too bad this is an April fools joke. It would have been great.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 4

How you can keep a "straight face" while writing is brilliant, Steve. 🙂

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sjsubscribe SSCrazy Points: 2080 More actions · Answer 5

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March 31, 2010 at 10:50 pm

#1143674

Now wait a second....never mind!

dhananjay.manohar SSC Enthusiast Points: 116 More actions · Answer 6

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April 1, 2010 at 12:06 am

#1143691

That was brilliant Steve!! 🙂

jeff-1144004 SSC Veteran Points: 281 More actions · Answer 7

Oh man did you get me... brilliant! I certainly believed it as I was reading it, and you almost had me convinced that it might be a good idea. Of course now that I think about it some more, I realize it would be disastrous, but you had me going and definitely put a smile on my face. Well done!

steve 10418 Grasshopper Points: 21 More actions · Answer 8

Aarrrgghhh, well done... you had me screaming at the screen for a minute there!

shalsema Valued Member Points: 50 More actions · Answer 9

:hehe: while reading, the unpleasant feeling I got (c'mon, they can't be serious! Not all programmers don't know how to program or design...) turned into a smile at the end 😀

Doron Hadar Mr or Mrs. 500 Points: 563 More actions · Answer 10

Doron Hadar

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April 1, 2010 at 1:22 am

#1143715

Brilliant!!! Nothing more to say. :hehe:

Duncan Tilley Right there with Babe Points: 764 More actions · Answer 11

Interestingly enough, when I first started working with (mainframe) DB2 in the late 1980's , we weren't allowed to have null fields in the database unless there was a REALLY good reason.

Bob JH Cullen SSCrazy Points: 2082 More actions · Answer 12

Nice one, Steve! I spotted it about the time of "No more worrying....", and so was somewhat disappointed when I got to the spoiler at the end. Would have been so much more fun without it - waiting for the howls of outrage, deep longings for early retirement, etc.

jimovery Grasshopper Points: 21 More actions · Answer 13

jimovery

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April 1, 2010 at 2:33 am

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Bazinga! 😀

Ben Moorhouse SSCrazy Points: 2385 More actions · Answer 14

That's the 2nd time in the space of 15 mins that I've been fooled!

I'm so not all the ball this year!