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I'm sure you've all seen this at one point or another, but I thought this was worth posting again . . .
http://xkcd.com/327/

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It's a good one. I was hoping for more SQL ones in the comics, but they seem to be fairly rare.

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Anyone else know any good SQL-related jokes or know of any other SQL-related humor? (Feel free to post them here!)

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Two DBAs walk past a bar . . .

Well hey, it could theoretically happen! :-D

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blocked at work, is that the "little bobby tables" comic?

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Lowell (2/22/2010)
blocked at work, is that the "little bobby tables" comic?

Sir, Yes, Sir! :-D



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Yes - that is a classic. I used to have it hanging in my office. Then I moved.



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I have it taped up on my desk now! :-D

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Ray K (2/22/2010)
I have it taped up on my desk now! :-D


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When a database dies, who administers the last writes?

This came to me one day while looking at system tables and noting the column "LastWrite". It was published as a Question of the Day several years back.

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