'Twas the night before Christmas and all through "The Room",
The servers were humming and no apps have gone "Boom'
This is all possible because we worked as a Team,
And I, for one, call it a true "DBA's Dream".
Merry Christmas to all and to all, good night.
is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for R
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code: Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
If you think its expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. -- Red Adair
When you put the right degree of spin on it, the number 318
is also a glyph that describes the nature of a DBAs job. Helpful Links:
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