March 15, 2018 at 9:12 pm
Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..
...just five more minutes.
March 15, 2018 at 9:12 pm
This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
March 16, 2018 at 10:06 am
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
a stick!
March 16, 2018 at 10:51 am
How many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?
0, they declare darkness is the default and the bulb is not functioning as intended.
March 16, 2018 at 11:23 am
What did the DBA say to the Developer?
It doesn't matter, he wasn't listening anyway
-- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001
March 16, 2018 at 11:34 am
Chris Harshman - Friday, March 16, 2018 10:51 AMHow many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?0, they declare darkness is the default and the bulb is not functioning as intended.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem!
March 16, 2018 at 11:37 am
patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Friday, March 16, 2018 11:34 AMChris Harshman - Friday, March 16, 2018 10:51 AMHow many Microsoft developers does it take to change a light bulb?0, they declare darkness is the default and the bulb is not functioning as intended.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem!
How many coalesces does it take to change a light bulb?
(null)
March 16, 2018 at 12:32 pm
patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Friday, March 16, 2018 11:37 AMHow many coalesces does it take to change a light bulb?(null)
I bet coalesce could easily replace a missing light bulb though... can't do much if a wrong or broken one is already there.
March 23, 2018 at 9:11 am
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic
March 23, 2018 at 9:12 am
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
March 27, 2018 at 11:00 am
TitusCrews - Friday, March 23, 2018 9:12 AMQ: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
sure he did, but he got arrays[0].
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April 3, 2018 at 8:58 am
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
April 3, 2018 at 8:59 am
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None – It’s a hardware problem.
April 3, 2018 at 9:00 am
Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
April 3, 2018 at 10:19 am
TitusCrews - Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:00 AMProgramming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
support it for 18 years then demand they upgrade
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