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The SQL Joke Thread


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below86 - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 2:59 PM
sgmunson - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 1:54 PM
below86 - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 2:40 PM
Jeff Moden - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:29 PM
Chris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PM
Luis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PM
You got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account Tongue

actually I didn't even know there was such a thing Hehe


I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. BigGrin

That must be why Trump uses it so much.

He just makes it easier for others to identify the actual twits... and yeah, every once in a while, he's one of them.

Not real sure we want to go down this road but... What's the worst joke in the world? President Trump.
It's actually more like a nightmare.


Yeah,... let's not go there. ;-) This is supposed to be a fun thread.

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Jeff Moden - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:29 PM
Chris Harshman - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:22 PM
Luis Cazares - Tuesday, June 12, 2018 12:11 PM
You got that one from TrumpDBA twitter account Tongue

actually I didn't even know there was such a thing Hehe


I told him not to do it. When he asked "Why not?", I told him to look at what the first 4 letters of "Twitter" are. BigGrin

I suppose he doesn't like the UNION ALL operator either, the rows should be allowed to have a choice if they are included in the UNION result set or not!

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Jeff Moden - Wednesday, July 11, 2018 4:08 PM
Yeah,... let's not go there. ;-) This is supposed to be a fun thread.

OK, but it will be hard based on the events this week...WhistlingCrazy

This is a dumb joke, but it tickled my funny bone yesterday:
What did the mayonnaise say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?

"Close the door, I'm dressing!"


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