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Byte Me: Functional Fashion


Byte Me: Functional Fashion

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Where's the fire today?

Here, there and everywhere.



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The fire that the developer started? That is what our network admin will tell you!! HeheHeheHeheHeheHeheHeheHeheHehe



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As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. Tongue

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Having worked in all areas of the software lifecycle I can confirm that fires can start in many areas - unclear requirements, poor design and coding, and inadequate testing. Worse one I ever encountered was someone who thought their coding was so good they did not need to test! One day it went wrong, very very wrong and a client lost their database for over 24 hours!
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Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM
As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. Tongue


Gary, I love you!!! You always have the right things to say!!! TongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTonguew00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00t

Manie Verster
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I just love my job!!!
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SQLRNNR - Wednesday, March 29, 2017 1:45 AM
Where's the fire today?

Here, there and everywhere.


The fire is in my heart!! It burns for my God, my wife and for my job as a developer. No network engineer can ever kill that!!!

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manie - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 3:10 AM
Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM
As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. Tongue


Gary, I love you!!! You always have the right things to say!!! TongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTongueTonguew00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00tw00t

You might not be saying that if I turn up at O R Tambo!!! Hehe


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Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM
As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. Tongue

Nah, we didn't start the fire, it was always burning...




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SQLRNNR - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 9:37 AM
Gary Varga - Wednesday, April 19, 2017 12:05 AM
As a developer I can confirm that the fire was definitely a requirement. Tongue

Nah, we didn't start the fire, it was always burning...

That's only going to lead to other dreadful musical references e.g.
Waaaoooooo, my hex is on fire!!!


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