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The Beginning of April

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March 31, 2012 at 1:03 pm

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March 31, 2012 at 1:04 pm

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Thanks Steve, won 7 points 🙂

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

Thanks steve.:-D:-D

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SQL_Hunt SSC-Dedicated Points: 33518 More actions · Answer 3

Sorry, couldn't understand the justification

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Britt Cluff SSCertifiable Points: 5083 More actions · Answer 4

Yeah, got my 7 points.

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259085 More actions · Answer 5

W00t! 7 points 😀

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SG Cowley SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4125 More actions · Answer 6

Is Steve's editorial the April Fool? Saying next year's April Fools Day is a Wednesday.... 😉

DugyC Hall of Fame Points: 3804 More actions · Answer 7

WOW! 7 Points!! Cheers Steve, hope you played many a fool yesterday! Woot! woot! 😛

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iBar SSCertifiable Points: 5872 More actions · Answer 8

Points only to "Practical Joke" is not justified.

Lost 7 points anyway.

Ken SSCoach Points: 17191 More actions · Answer 9

I actually had to think about this for a second because I went almost all day yesterday without any references at all to 'April Fool's Day'. It was nice to not have anyone pull any pranks on me. Although I did get some strange SSIS failures...

Welsh Corgi SSC Guru Points: 116520 More actions · Answer 10

Too bad April Fool's did not fall on a work day for most of us.:hehe:

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 11

As usual, I spent the day telling people who were barefoot or in sandles, et al, that their shoes were untied. Told my dogs that too, of course.

Put white food coloring in some milk.

Swapped out the sugar for some sucrose.

The dogs thought the shoelaces bit was funny.

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 12

As usual, I was in Spain on April 1st. The only people around here who have heard of April Fool's Day are expats. In northern Spain (about 1200 miles from here), near the French border, some people (a minority) have heard of it (and play tricks whose victims are "pescados de Abril" if they fall for them; but for some incomprehensible reason are not "peces de Abril" if they aren't caught) but even there, it's not like it is in the USA and other countries where the April Fool's Day tradition is live. Here it is 28th December instead of 1st April.

So it's still true that all the humour questions have a particular cultural bias. I suppose that's inevitable though.

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 13

GSquared (4/2/2012)
As usual, I spent the day telling people who were barefoot or in sandles, et al, that their shoes were untied. Told my dogs that too, of course.
Put white food coloring in some milk.
Swapped out the sugar for some sucrose.
The dogs thought the shoelaces bit was funny.

You should have tried telling that one to cats. Or was the white coloring in the milk for them?

Tom

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GSquared (4/2/2012)
As usual, I spent the day telling people who were barefoot or in sandles, et al, that their shoes were untied. Told my dogs that too, of course. . . .

How many dogs do you have?