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By Steve Jones 2008/04/01 | Category: humor
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The New SQL OS

A entirely new version of SQL Server is being developed for 2010  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2008/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Database Wars Coming for the XBOX 360

A new XBOX 360 title is being released today for the DBA in you.  Read more...
By Site Owners 2008/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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SQL Sleep

A new tool announced today for tired DBAs  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2008/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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SQLskills.com Announces Time-Setback Technology for DBAs

Today, in a surprise development that has stunned industry analysts, SQLskills.com announced a new technology for DBAs that will help in the never-ending battle against human-error and unforeseen disasters. The patent-pending Time-Setback technology allows DBAs of SQL Server to literally rewind time and avoid disasters before they happen.  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2008/04/01 | Source: SQLskills | Category: humor
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New Version

By 2008/01/01 | Category: humor
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Merry Christmas

By 2007/12/25 | Category: humor
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The Twleve Days of Christmas

Just for DBAs this holiday.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2007/12/25 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Christmas Carol 2007

A Christmas tale for you.  Read more...
By Anonymous 2007/12/24 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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With Katmai being named SQL Server 2008 and...

By Steve Jones 2007/07/04 | Category: humor
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What should you have applied a patch for...

By Steve Jones 2007/03/09 | Category: humor
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How many Service Packs will be released for...

By Steve Jones 2007/01/01 | Category: humor
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Which database had the least number of bugs...

By Steve Jones 2006/12/29 | Category: humor
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When a database dies, who administers the last...

By Steve Jones 2006/03/17 | Category: humor
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Tracking all the recipients and presents is a...

By Steve Jones 2005/12/26 | Category: humor
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Microsoft kick started the launch of their next...

By Steve Jones 2005/11/25 | Category: humor
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According to the Winter Group survey of the...

By Steve Jones 2005/11/24 | Category: humor
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Why is SQL Server better than MySQL?

By Steve Jones 2005/07/04 | Category: humor
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What is the best news source for SQL...

By Steve Jones 2005/06/17 | Category: humor
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The New SQL OS

A entirely new version of SQL Server is being developed for 2010  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2008/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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Database Wars Coming for the XBOX 360

A new XBOX 360 title is being released today for the DBA in you.  Read more...
By Site Owners 2008/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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SQL Sleep

A new tool announced today for tired DBAs  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2008/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
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