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Stupid Coding Tricks: The T-SQL Mandelbrot

The bar for entry into CodeSOD is pretty straight forward: professionally-developed code that elicits that certain What The— reaction. Though there have been a few exceptions over the years, generally speaking, student code, hobbyist code, and amateur code need not apply. That said, I'd like to try something a little different today. Today's example is not technically professionally-developed, it's a Stupid Coding Trick. "So I was bored at work one day," Graeme Job explains, "and wondered, what's the most useless thing I could do with my time without actually doing anything. Then it hit me. I could use T-SQL to generate... Mandelbrot." Graeme continued, "Following is a single T-SQL SELECT statement that generates a text-representation of a Mandelbrot Set. The results are best viewed in text-mode."  Read more...
By gogulatorul 2015/01/20 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
Rating: |  Discuss |   Briefcase | 2,666 reads

Script out passwords

This script will let you get the passwords for all SQL Server principals.  Read more...
By Steve Jones 2014/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com
Rating: |  Discuss |   Briefcase | 2,987 reads

Busy Work

Run this fun script when you're bored.  Read more...
By Additional Articles 2010/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor
Rating: |  Discuss |   Briefcase | 4,314 reads
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