Archives: August 2015
The default instance actually has an instance name. It’s MSSQLSERVER. This is probably familiar to a lot of you but hold on because I’m going to go a little bit deeper. When we connect to a default instance we typically just put down the server name right? Is that because… Read more
In one of my first IT jobs (back in the dark ages) we had something called the thirty minute rule. Kind of catchy right? But what did it mean? Simply said, if you have made no progress on a problem for 30 minutes go find some help.
The idea… Read more
The tail of the log
A little while back I was feeling overwhelmed by the number of blog posts ideas that I had so I asked around if anyone wanted one. Surprisingly I only had one taker. Warwick Rudd (b/t), and he wrote this great post… Read more
The other day Richie Rump (b/t) mentioned something called a clipboard manager on twitter. I’ll admit I had to ask what exactly they meant, but once it was described to me I realized it was something I’d wanted off and on for years. Basically it’s… Read more
The other day I was asked to pull a list of errors from the SQL Server log into a table for analysis. It seemed like something that others might find useful so I decided to post what I came up with.
First I had to get the number of error… Read more
Earlier today I was working on a project where I was recording some time stamps. In order to get as much precision as possible I decided to go with a datetime2 datatype. Unfortunately when I recorded the time stamp it didn’t quite work out liked I’d hoped.
DECLARE @StartDate datetime2…
Encryption isn’t a subject I spend a lot of time on. I’ve studied it enough to know most (I hope) of the… Read more
As you may have noticed if you read my blog I learn a lot from trolling various forums. In this particular case I was looking at dba.stackexchange.com and came across this great code pattern. Now the answer comes from Andriy M but in the comments they give credit to… Read more
I decided I’d have some fun today. So for your entertainment here is my first crossword puzzle. (Word and PDF versions at the bottom.)
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