Have you ever had a mental block in one particular area when learning something? It might be the simplest thing, but for some reason your brain turns to Teflon when you try to store the information. For example, I have a degree in Math, so I am pretty good at arithmetic, but for the life of me I cannot remember what eight plus five is. I always have to break out my phalanges to get the answer. Why the Hell can I remember what phalanges means and not a simple thing like eight plus five?!
I have this same problem when it comes to Transaction Isolation Levels in SQL Server. I can remember that there are five of them, Read Uncommitted, Read Committed, Repeatable Read, Snapshot & Serializable, but I cannot remember the little nuances that set them apart. It’s total Teflon. So I decided it was time to come up with a little song to help me remember. My older sister is a preschool teacher and she says that if you learn something as a song, it sticks with you for life. Here’s hoping that is true!
This is sung to the tune of George Thorogood’s Bad to the Bone.
At the time I am used
No Shared locks are issued
Not blocked by X locks
It is Loosey-Goosey
Just call me crazy
No restrictions abound
I could tell right away
It was Read Uncommitted
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
Not breakin’ any rules
Going by the book
Not readin’ any uncommitted
Transactions it’s true
I am the default baby
Transactions alone
I’m Read Committed
That’s what I do
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
No readin’ ’til committed
Can’t read dirty data either
I use shared locks baby
And hold ’til committed
I’m the repeatable read baby
Yours and yours alone
Data’s all yours honey
And I’m bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
When I query data
Kings and Queens step aside
Every bit I meet
It’s mine it’s all mine
Serializable baby
Range blocks on keys that’s me
HOLDLOCK does the same thing baby
Serializable oo-ee
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
(Extra verse)
There’s no write blockin’
While I’m readin’
No locks less I’m recoverin’
You can’t switch to me
But I can switch to you
I’m a snapshot baby
A photo just for you
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
If your brain is Teflon when it comes to Transaction Isolation Levels, then I hope this helps. If not, I hope you got a good laugh and please don’t tell George Thorogood what I did to one of his best songs (and one of my favorites).
By the way, eight plus five is .. thirteen.
