Remember that post I wrote about taking on SQLSaturday events as my new PASS portfolio?
Instead, it seems I’ll be involved with a completely different role. Starting on January 1, I’ll be moving onto the executive committee of the PASS Board and taking on the role of Executive… Read more
When I present at any given event, I generally assume that the people attending have heard of the event that I’m at. For example, I don’t need to ask people at SQL in the City, “Who here has heard of Redgate Software?” Same thing goes for a SQL Saturday event… Read more
This represents my 12th month on the board so I thought I would recap my time there so you know what I’ve done, haven’t done, etc.
A year ago I took over Chapters as my area of responsibility, what’s known as my Portfolio. Wendy Pastrick had been ably running it… Read more
Learning a programming language is largely an act of using that language to do stuff. Done.
However, the big thing about R is the mathematical and statistical analyses that can be easily run against your data sets. This means, part of learning this language is learning another, that of data… Read more
With all the new stuff on the Microsoft Data Platform, it’s really hard to keep up with it all. I had announced my plans to charge down the DocumentDB road to try to get the basics of that in my head along with learning some JSON so I could get… Read more
You know you want to go on the SQL Cruise. You can. You just have to convince the boss that it’s worth doing. It is. I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat it as necessary, SQL Cruise changes peoples lives. I’ve watched people go on the cruise with a… Read more
A great benefit that I get with my job is that I get to travel all over the place to see people present. This means I can expand out beyond my own country to see good speakers. That’s the case this month. My Speaker of the Month, with all the… Read more
Another PASS Summit is complete. This one was amazing. It’s my first time ever as a member of the Board of Directors of the PASS organization to attend the Summit and take part in the full process of making the sausage. It was hard. It was exhausting (more so… Read more
It’s Kilt Day!
I want to give a quick assessment on how the Summit has been for me so far. Monday, as is true for the rest of the week, I served two masters. In the morning I went to the Redgate SQL in the City event. In the afternoon… Read more
If you’re going to PASS and you want to have a chat, I want to talk to you. If it’s about the Board of Directors for PASS, PASS Chapters, execution plans, crossfit or something else, here are a few places where I’ll be doing my best to make myself available: Read more
I’m at least one of the people who yelled Zoomit during a keynote at PASS Summit.
I want to take a moment and explain why I did it and why it was wrong.
I was frustrated. I’m watching a presentation on a HUGE screen, from about mid-way in the… Read more
Next week at the PASS Summit I’ll be presenting a session called Statistics for the New Data Pro.
You can read the abstract at the link. I just want to emphasize that this is a beginner level session. I think way too many people who are just starting out… Read more
I’ve put this off for too long. It’s time to get my feet wet with some new tech.
Step 1 is easy. Go to the Azure portal and start the process for creating a DocumentDB:
While that’s running, let’s see what’s on the interwebs about getting started in DocumentDB…
Nice.… Read more
This is the second year of Argenis Without Borders and the second year that I’m taking part. Last year we hit the fund-raising goal and I wore the rainbow fuzzy leggings at the PASS Summit. This year, it feels like we’re a little behind the goal. We need you to… Read more
One of the ways that you take more direct control over your SQL Server instances is through the use of trace flags. There are a number that people recommend you enable by default. Prior to Extended Events for example, I’d say you should turn on trace flag 1222 in order… Read more
Working on my third year of “Speaker of the Month” posts now. The good news, I haven’t run out of people to award it to. Most months, if I’ve been able to go to a community event or two, I have three or four candidates. Same this month.
Speaker of… Read more
The Nominations Committee has done their job and the final report has been published.
Good luck to everyone running. Thank you for stepping up and taking part in this process.
This is the first time in a very long time that I don’t get to put out a “You should… Read more
I created this example several years ago that illustrates how foreign key constraints can help performance. It’s a contrived example. Granted. I feel like it illustrates the point.
However, over the years, people have questioned one aspect of it. The optimizer uses the foreign keys to figure out which tables… Read more
Feast or famine.
The last several months I just haven’t seen that many speakers, let alone that many community speakers. Then, in the last month, I’ve seen a ton. Contests being what they are though, someone has to win. To everyone I saw speak at SQL Saturday Oklahoma City and… Read more
A lot of times you’ll hear how people are experiencing sudden, intermittent, poor performance on a query, bad parameter sniffing at work, so they’ll fix it by running the following code:
Yeah, you just nuked the cache on your server because you wanted to take out a… Read more