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The Scary DBA

I have twenty+ years experience in IT. That time was spent in technical support, development and database administration. I work forRed Gate Software as a Product Evangelist. I write articles for publication at SQL Server Central, Simple-Talk, PASS Book Reviews and SQL Server Standard. I have published two books, ”Understanding SQL Server Execution Plans” and “SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled.” I’m one of the founding officers of the Southern New England SQL Server Users Group and its current president. I also work on part-time, short-term, off-site consulting contracts. In 2009 and 2010 I was awarded as a Microsoft SQL Server MVP. In the past I’ve been called rough, intimidating and scary. To which I usually reply, “Good.” You can contact me through grant -at- scarydba dot kom (unobfuscate as necessary).

Archives: June 2016

CASE Statement in GROUP BY

Set based operations means you should put everything into a single statement, right?

Well, not really. People seem to think that having two queries is really bad, so when faced with logical gaps, they just cram them into the query they have. This is partly because SQL Server and T-SQL… Read more

4 comments, 4,158 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 28 June 2016

Because

Because there’s nothing else I can do at the moment.

 

The post Because appeared first on Home Of The Scary DBA.

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1 comments, 368 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 14 June 2016

Choosing the Right SQL Server Edition

Post #6 of #entrylevel #iwanttohelp in support of Tim Ford’s (b|t) beginner’s initiative.

If you’re just getting started with SQL Server, the choices you have in front of you are legion. Which drive do you install your instance on? Which drives hold the databases? How many… Read more

9 comments, 1,072 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 13 June 2016

Elastic Query in Azure SQL Database and Views

The question came up, how do the constructs necessary for Elastic Query within Azure SQL Database affect your ability to create views that join across databases. Since I haven’t tested this myself, and I haven’t seen anyone else doing anything with it yet, I decided to set up a test.… Read more

2 comments, 1,763 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 6 June 2016

Resources for Learning Azure Data Platform

You want to start working with Azure and the Azure Data Platform, but getting started is not easy. Just knowing where to go to find useful information isn’t easy.

I’m here to help.

I’ve started a GitHub repository that is meant to provide a community-based resource that documents where and… Read more

2 comments, 1,379 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 2 June 2016

Independent Azure Data Platform Instructors

The Azure Data Platform is taking off. I’m seeing more and more interest on the forums, at conferences and in my personal interactions. I’ve been teaching the data platform for six years. Almost as soon as it was available, I started working with it, putting up blog posts and setting… Read more

1 comments, 299 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 1 June 2016