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The Scary DBA

I have twenty+ years experience in IT. That time was spent in technical support, development and database administration. I work forRed Gate Software as a Product Evangelist. I write articles for publication at SQL Server Central, Simple-Talk, PASS Book Reviews and SQL Server Standard. I have published two books, ”Understanding SQL Server Execution Plans” and “SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled.” I’m one of the founding officers of the Southern New England SQL Server Users Group and its current president. I also work on part-time, short-term, off-site consulting contracts. In 2009 and 2010 I was awarded as a Microsoft SQL Server MVP. In the past I’ve been called rough, intimidating and scary. To which I usually reply, “Good.” You can contact me through grant -at- scarydba dot kom (unobfuscate as necessary).

Archives: February 2016

Wait Statistics in Azure SQL Database

You need to be aware that you’re going to see differences when you’re working with Azure SQL Database when it comes to wait statistics. If you’re running a v12 Azure SQL Database (and if you’re not, go fix it), you can run a query against sys.dm_os_wait_stats. Here’s the output for… Read more

4 comments, 1,175 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 29 February 2016

Query Store and Recompile

One of the many advantages of SQL Cruise is the ability to have enough time during a presentation to be able to answer questions from the people there in great detail. One question came up while I was showing the new functionality of Query Store (available soon in SQL Server… Read more

5 comments, 436 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 24 February 2016

Why Is The Server Slow?

This is blog post #2 in support of Tim Ford’s (b|t) #iwanttohelp, #entrylevel.

If you haven’t been working in SQL Server for very long, you may not have got this phone call yet, but you will:

Hi, yeah, the server is slow. Thanks. Bye.

Let’s pretend… Read more

3 comments, 2,618 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 22 February 2016

Azure SQL Database Error

I was on SQL Cruise where I was scheduled to present a session on Azure SQL Database. I recorded all my demonstrations before we went to sea, but, I planned to attempt to try live demo’s. Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, I got a unique error when I attempted to connect: Read more

4 comments, 321 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 18 February 2016

Loading Data into Azure SQL Data Warehouse

Ouch.

Let’s start with the level set. I’m not an ETL expert. In fact, I haven’t done any professional ETL work for several years. My skills are, at best, rusty. With this in mind, I knew I’d have a hard time extracting data from a local database in order to… Read more

10 comments, 1,027 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 15 February 2016

Speaker of the Month: February 2016

I’ve been a little remiss on this. I just haven’t been getting out to see people speak for a while (no travel is nice). However, I’m back in the airplane seats again, so these blog posts are off and running again.

Speaker of the Month for February 2016 is Jason… Read more

0 comments, 337 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 12 February 2016

Positivity

I’m sitting in the classroom of SQL Cruise listening to Tim Ford (b|t) explain mechanisms for monitoring indexes. It’s a great class. Earlier in the week I got to hear Jes Borland (b|t) talk about extended events and do a session on… Read more

3 comments, 419 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 4 February 2016

Learning R: Happy With My Book Choice

This is just a quick update. I wrote about the two books I’m using to learn R. Well, I’m extremely happy with my choices, especially with the Using R for Introductory Statistics book. It has problems at the end of each chapter. No, unlike our elementary school math books the… Read more

0 comments, 384 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 1 February 2016