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The Scary DBA

I have twenty+ years experience in IT. That time was spent in technical support, development and database administration. I work forRed Gate Software as a Product Evangelist. I write articles for publication at SQL Server Central, Simple-Talk, PASS Book Reviews and SQL Server Standard. I have published two books, ”Understanding SQL Server Execution Plans” and “SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled.” I’m one of the founding officers of the Southern New England SQL Server Users Group and its current president. I also work on part-time, short-term, off-site consulting contracts. In 2009 and 2010 I was awarded as a Microsoft SQL Server MVP. In the past I’ve been called rough, intimidating and scary. To which I usually reply, “Good.” You can contact me through grant -at- scarydba dot kom (unobfuscate as necessary).

Archives: April 2015

Benefits for Some, All or Only a Few

As a member of the PASS Board of Directors I attended the PASS Business Analytics Conference (BAC) recently. You can read more about it here and here (as well as here).

Let me start with an important note: I am voicing my opinion here as an individual, not an… Read more

10 comments, 378 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 27 April 2015

PASS Board Update: April 2015

It’s been a pretty interesting month on the board.

First, we did have a little problem. I’m sure one or two of you may have noticed that the SQL Saturday web site was down for a moment. Well, three days. Joking aside, this was a serious problem, but my… Read more

10 comments, 407 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 23 April 2015

Query Hash Formula Changes Between Versions

The question came up on SQL Server Central that someone wanted to track queries on their 2008R2 instance and on their 2014 instance in order to validate performance after an upgrade. The plan was to use query hash values. I was curious, so I set up a quick test. First,… Read more

5 comments, 449 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 21 April 2015

Azure SQL Database v12 and SQL Magazine

I spend many of my evenings researching and writing. Sometimes it’s writing new books. Sometimes it’s fixing and rewriting old books. Occasionally it’s a blog post like this one. Lately, it’s been a series of articles for SQL Magazine that are all about the new functionality available in Azure SQL… Read more

0 comments, 553 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 16 April 2015

Azure SQL Database Firewall Settings

The new portal for managing Azure is pretty. I’m not sure I’m in love with it, but it’s pretty.

However, one thing that I have to access regularly is the firewall settings for my Azure SQL Database. I do demos from all over the place. I never know what my… Read more

2 comments, 4,992 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 13 April 2015

I Am Grateful For

I decided in January that I would write regularly about people that I’m grateful for. Now it’s April. Oops.

The concepts are simple and science based. Positive emotions help your clarity of thought. Further, your moods and actions extend out through your network to the third layer. With that in… Read more

5 comments, 428 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 10 April 2015

Error: Unknown Property ismemoryoptimized

If you’re starting the process of moving your databases in Azure SQL Databast to v12, you need to do one thing. Make sure you have SQL Server 2014 CU5 or better installed on your machine with Management Studio (current list of updates). Otherwise, like me, you’ll be looking… Read more

0 comments, 1,393 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 7 April 2015

Constraints and SELECT Statements

I’ve posted previously about how a foreign key constraint can change how a SELECT query behaves. Logically that just makes sense. But other types of constraints don’t affect execution plans do they?

Yes.

Let’s take this constraint as an example:

ALTER TABLE Sales.SalesOrderDetail WITH CHECK 
ADD  CONSTRAINT CK_SalesOrderDetail_UnitPrice 
CHECK…

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8 comments, 6,536 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 6 April 2015

Speaker of the Month: April 2015

One of my favorite events of the year is the SQL Saturday in Silicon Valley. They’ve had four of them and I’ve gone to three (had to miss last year, scheduling conflict). It’s a fantastic event and Mark Ginnebaugh (b|t) does a great job putting… Read more

0 comments, 442 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 3 April 2015