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The Scary DBA

I have twenty+ years experience in IT. That time was spent in technical support, development and database administration. I work forRed Gate Software as a Product Evangelist. I write articles for publication at SQL Server Central, Simple-Talk, PASS Book Reviews and SQL Server Standard. I have published two books, ”Understanding SQL Server Execution Plans” and “SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled.” I’m one of the founding officers of the Southern New England SQL Server Users Group and its current president. I also work on part-time, short-term, off-site consulting contracts. In 2009 and 2010 I was awarded as a Microsoft SQL Server MVP. In the past I’ve been called rough, intimidating and scary. To which I usually reply, “Good.” You can contact me through grant -at- scarydba dot kom (unobfuscate as necessary).

Archives: October 2014

Database Lifecycle Management

There are lots of people who talk about Application Lifecycle Management. But, the database is a major part of every application and if you do a similar search, there aren’t very many people talking about Database Lifecycle Management at all. Why not? I’m positive you’re deploying a database with… Read more

4 comments, 6,539 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 20 October 2014

Why Haven’t You Changed Everything?

The first in what I hope will be many regular reports on what I’m doing on the PASS board.

To answer the question that I’ve already been asked (who had 47 hours in the pool?), first, I’m not on the board yet. I was elected to it and my term… Read more

7 comments, 496 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 17 October 2014

Query Performance Tuning in SQL Server

I have a pre-con coming up at the PASS Summit. You can read about it here. I named it “Query Performance Tuning in SQL Server 2014″ because it seemed like a good idea to bring out the aspects of 2014, and we will. But, I need to tell you,… Read more

0 comments, 458 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 16 October 2014

Thank You: #passvotes

The results are in and it seems that I’ve been elected to a place on the PASS Board.

Thank you.

I will strive to be worthy of the position you’ve placed in my hands. I will do my best to make a difference on the board. Watch this space for… Read more

8 comments, 381 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 15 October 2014

Navel Gazing

I love negative feedback. Well, not really. I love constructive feedback. I love the feedback that gives me things to think about. Am I presenting the right material? Am I presenting it in the right way? Can I improve? But, in order to get constructive feedback, people have to tell… Read more

0 comments, 6,375 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 12 October 2014

Speaker of the Month: October 2014

I saw a whole bunch of great sessions last month. I was all over the place from Las Vegas to San Diego and then Antwerp and Utrecht at Connections, two different SQL Saturday events and SQL Server Days. The speakers just seem to keep getting better, making this more difficult.… Read more

0 comments, 410 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 9 October 2014

The PASS Board: #passvotes

Ever been in a fight? Ever been in one that’s not completely going your way? I’ve done this and seen this in the martial arts and, unfortunately, on the street. As you start to lose the fight, you tend to fold in on yourself. It’s a natural reaction. You’re protecting… Read more

3 comments, 342 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 2 October 2014