Archives: August 2013
Women, for the entire male half of the population, I apologize.
Those who know me well recognize, pretty easily, that I am hardly “politically correct.” My mode of address can be blunt and even rude. But… I think it’s also recognized that I’m very even-handed with my blunt statements. Female… Read more
When I present on Windows Azure SQL Database, one of the biggest concerns comes up around throttling. Just the concept that your queries might be shut down because they use too many resources tends to freak people out. I’m not sure why. I think we ought to have the same… Read more
I am excited to be able to tell you about an all day seminar that I’ll be putting on prior to the Dallas SQL Saturday #255. The seminar will be on November 1, 2013. It’s called Query Performance Tuning in SQL Server. We’re going to cover the topic… Read more
It is absolutely not cool or fun to pay money to learn new technology. One of the main complaints people had for learning Azure (and AWS for that matter) is that they had to register with a credit card and actually put their own money on the line to try… Read more
It was pointed out to me that since PASS is such a huge networking event, any employer would be crazy to send a good employee to the event. They’ll just come back and hand in their two weeks notice. You know, that’s entirely possible. But, let’s not confuse networking with… Read more
Not a big deal really, but they’re consolidating from the SQLCAT.COM to put everything on MSDN.
I love the SQL Customer Advisory Team. They tackle some of the hardest problems out there and then tell us about how they did it. That’s a resource you… Read more
Learning new things can be daunting. First, you have to come up with the spare time. Then you have track down resources. For computers, computing and programming, this is both extremely easy and extremely difficult. That difficulty is especially true when it comes to gathering resources for learning things that,… Read more
I’ve been at home through the whole month of August,
restingworking hard, but it’s time to get on the road again.
First up, it’s off to San Diego for two events. On Friday, September 20th, Red Gate (my Lord and Master) is hosting a free afternoon session of training.… Read more
My laptop is out for repair. I’m working currently on a Surface Pro instead. It’s spurred me to do something I’ve been meaning to do anyway. I’ve started setting up a full demo & testing VM on Azure. I already had the VM up and running (it takes 5 minutes… Read more
I’ve heard over and over again that the reason people don’t want to learn Azure, to explore it, to understand where it’s applicable to them and their business (and where it’s not, because, it does have well-defined limitations) is because they don’t want to pay for it.
Do… Read more
I recently posted some comments about some guidance offered by Microsoft when talking about the CXPACKET wait type. Nothing I said was wrong, no. But, evidently there are a few whip smart and agile people who work for Microsoft. Specifically, Rick Byham, who works for the team tasked… Read more
If you missed the 24 Hours of PASS Summit 2013 Preview, you missed some excellent sessions. I watched a few, but not all. But now, thanks to the wonders of modern technology, I can go back and catch the ones I missed. You can too.
I’d like to call… Read more
Guidance is hard.
Seriously, you’d think it would be easy. You’d think you say things like, don’t shrink your database, most tables should have a clustered index, never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line, don’t mix sharks and tornados, and that would be it. You’d be… Read more
I’m trying out a new blog post series, mostly for myself as an exercise. I’m going to pick one speaker each month that I’ve seen present recently and tell you what I thought of them. Now, don’t panic. If you stunk up the place, I won’t abuse you… by name.… Read more