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The Scary DBA

I have twenty+ years experience in IT. That time was spent in technical support, development and database administration. I work forRed Gate Software as a Product Evangelist. I write articles for publication at SQL Server Central, Simple-Talk, PASS Book Reviews and SQL Server Standard. I have published two books, ”Understanding SQL Server Execution Plans” and “SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled.” I’m one of the founding officers of the Southern New England SQL Server Users Group and its current president. I also work on part-time, short-term, off-site consulting contracts. In 2009 and 2010 I was awarded as a Microsoft SQL Server MVP. In the past I’ve been called rough, intimidating and scary. To which I usually reply, “Good.” You can contact me through grant -at- scarydba dot kom (unobfuscate as necessary).

Archives: June 2012

The New Phone Book Is Here!

I can’t help it. I get really terribly excited when I publish a book. Maybe it should be old hat. Maybe I should be jaded. But I’m just a 12 year old (it’s been argued 10) in reality so I get really, really jumping up & down excited when I… Read more

5 comments, 1,578 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 27 June 2012

Problems with my new book

First off, I apologize. As if writing a book wasn’t hard enough, now we get new problems because of on-demand printing.

Here’s the story.

Book. Nine months of writing. Excellent technical editing. Great copy editing. Book complete about six weeks ago. Yay!

Now things get fun…

Here’s how it works.… Read more

10 comments, 824 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 26 June 2012

Does Encryption Affect Seeing Statements in Deadlock Graphs?

Good question. I don’t have a clue. So let’s set up a test. I’ll create this stored procedure:

    UPDATE  Purchasing.PurchaseOrderDetail
    SET     OrderQty = 2
    WHERE   ProductID = 448
            AND PurchaseOrderID = 1255;

Then I’ll execute things in the following order. From one… Read more

3 comments, 2,202 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 25 June 2012

PASS Summit 2012

I sure hope you’re planning on attending the PASS Summit this year. If you’re not, you might want to reconsider. They’ve just released the list of sessions. You should click this link and check them out. There’s going to be some magnificent instruction available in all aspects of SQL Server.… Read more

2 comments, 776 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 19 June 2012

PASS Nomination Committee

For some reason, which isn’t completely clear to me, we’re voting for part of the members of the Nomination Committee who will work their buns off (make no mistake, this is not a glamor posting) to pick and choose from the people applying to be possible candidates for the PASS… Read more

2 comments, 798 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 13 June 2012

Guest Blog

I was given the opportunity to put together a guest blog post for the MVP blog. I did a little something on determining whether or not you have high memory use through the use of a DMO. Check it out.

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5 comments, 931 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 5 June 2012

How to Drop One Plan from Cache

While presenting this weekend at SQL Saturday #117 in Columbus, OH (great event, if you missed it, you missed it), I had what I thought was a little piece of throw-away code, but several people from the audience asked about it. Here it is:

DBCC FREEPROCCACHE(0x05000700618F532C40E190CE000000000000000000000000) ;

Not much to… Read more

8 comments, 3,201 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 4 June 2012