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RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero

My real name is Tracy McKibben. I’ve been working with database products for over 20 years, starting with FoxBase running on Xenix. Over the years, I’ve worked with all flavors of FoxPro, some Clipper and dBase, and starting somewhere around 1995, SQL Server. I’ve even dabbled with Oracle, though I’ve tried to block out all memories of that experience. At present, I’m the Senior SQL Server DBA and the DBA Team Supervisor for Pearson VUE. All opinions expressed on this site are my own and do not reflect the opinions of Pearson VUE.

Friday Followup For April 18, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Why So Serious? – #TSQL2sDAY #53
  • Do You Need A Log Recovery Tool?
  • Cheating DBCC To Fix Index…

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0 comments, 58 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 18 April 2014

Friday Followup For April 11, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Why So Serious? – #TSQL2sDAY #53
  • Don’t Get Slimed By Bad Parameter Sniffing
  • Do You Need A Log…

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0 comments, 73 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 11 April 2014

Why So Serious? – #TSQL2sDAY #53

As a child/pre-teen/teenager/young adult, OK, most of my life, I’ve been labeled as “serious” or “grumpy”. Maybe I deserve it sometimes – when I’m deep in thought or focused on something, I don’t like to be bothered. I also have a low tolerance for drama or “stuff that doesn’t interest… Read more

1 comments, 752 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 8 April 2014

Friday Followup For April 4, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • The Phoenix Project: a DBA rises from the ashes
  • Automated Permissions Auditing With Powershell and T-SQL: Part 1

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0 comments, 65 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 4 April 2014

Friday Followup For March 28, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Cheating DBCC To Fix Index Corruption
  • Automated Permissions Auditing With Powershell and T-SQL: Part 1
  • Building The Redneck…

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0 comments, 62 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 28 March 2014

Friday Followup For March 21, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Cheating DBCC To Fix Index Corruption
  • Do You Need A Log Recovery Tool?
  • The Phoenix Project: a DBA…

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0 comments, 102 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 21 March 2014

Speaking In Madison At #sqlSatMadison

In just under 2 weeks I’ll be speaking at my first SQL Saturday of 2014. On Saturday, March 29th, I’m on deck in Madison at 9:00am to give my 10 Ways To Abuse T-SQL presentation. Earlier this year I gave a variation of this presentation for Dell – close, but… Read more

0 comments, 62 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 17 March 2014

Friday Followup For March 14, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • The Phoenix Project: a DBA rises from the ashes
  • Do You Need A Log Recovery Tool?
  • Cheating DBCC…

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0 comments, 97 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 14 March 2014

The Phoenix Project: a DBA rises from the ashes

About a year ago, fellow blogger Thomas LaRock recommended the book The Phoenix Project, claiming that “every business leader and IT professional should read this book”. Since I’m an IT professional (no jokes, please), and I’m supposed to be leading a team, that means me. He also uses the… Read more

1 comments, 1,291 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 10 March 2014

Friday Followup For March 7, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Dell Webinar: 10 Ways To Abuse T-SQL
  • Don’t Get Slimed By Bad Parameter Sniffing
  • Winning From Within: a…

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0 comments, 90 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 7 March 2014

Dell Webinar: 10 Ways To Abuse T-SQL

I’m a bit late getting this posted, so to the two of you waiting to see it, I apologize. Back on February 6th, almost a month ago already, I presented my “10 Ways To Abuse T-SQL” session for Dell. Due to my inability to watch the clock, those 10 ways… Read more

0 comments, 1,293 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 2 March 2014

Friday Followup For February 28, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Cheating DBCC To Fix Index Corruption
  • Do You Need A Log Recovery Tool?
  • Automated Permissions Auditing With Powershell…

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0 comments, 91 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 28 February 2014

Friday Followup For February 21, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Cheating DBCC To Fix Index Corruption
  • Building (for FREE) a Virtual Server for SQL Demos
  • Automated Permissions Auditing…

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0 comments, 85 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 21 February 2014

Friday Followup For February 14, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Winning From Within: a book review and a new attitude
  • Cheating DBCC To Fix Index Corruption
  • If You’re…

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0 comments, 105 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 14 February 2014

Winning From Within: a book review and a new attitude

See that guy there? He’s not winning. This picture was taken in July of 2013, and at that exact moment, that guy was not winning that race. He was also not winning at work. He was not winning as a leader, a mentor, a manager, or anything else in his… Read more

1 comments, 105 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 10 February 2014

Friday Followup For February 7, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • If You’re Not Doing Anything….
  • Do You Need A Log Recovery Tool?
  • Cheating DBCC To Fix Index Corruption

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0 comments, 81 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 7 February 2014

Friday Followup For January 31, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • If You’re Not Doing Anything….
  • Do You Need A Log Recovery Tool?
  • What Are Your Servers Doing While…

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0 comments, 112 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 31 January 2014

If You’re Not Doing Anything….

Hey… Pssst… Yeah, you there on the couch. Listen, if you’re not doing anything around lunchtime on February 6th, I have a suggestion for you.

Displaying a startling lack of good judgement, Dell Software has decided to put me in front of a virtual audience to present my “10 Ways… Read more

0 comments, 107 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 28 January 2014

Friday Followup For January 24, 2014

It’s Friday, time to look back at the most popular RealSQLGuy posts of the week. Because it’s Friday and you’re not doing any real work anyway.

Posts That Were Popular This Week

  • Do You Need A Log Recovery Tool?
  • Thaw, Rinse, Repeat – #SQLPlunge
  • Sometimes It’s A Dirty Job –…

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0 comments, 100 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 24 January 2014

Thaw, Rinse, Repeat – #SQLPlunge

Three years ago in March of 2011, on a whim, I jumped into a hole in a frozen lake into ice-cold water wearing pajamas and boxer shorts. I was a one-man team, a shriveled army of one. I had a blast, and made a short little video to show just… Read more

2 comments, 102 reads

Posted in RealSQLGuy - Helping You To Become A SQL Hero on 21 January 2014

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