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Happy Halloween! A TALE OF THE SCARY DBA! - Reblog

 

Today, October 31, 2013 is Halloween, and in the spirit of the holiday of ghosts, goblins, vampires, werewolves, witches and warlocks, I just couldn’t resist, to bring you a short Halloween poem to roast one of our favorite SQL DBAs, Grant Fritchey (blog|twitter), aka the… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 31 October 2013

PASS Summit 2013 - Highlight Q&A from the Experts - What are you currently working on?

Day 3 at PASS Summit 2013, and the conference wraps up today strong with BOF (Birds of a Feather) lunch, and many more excellent presentations.  Some of the highlights will be carried live on PassTV, if you’re not in the convention center. Coming up, Gail Shaw @SQLintheWild Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 18 October 2013

PASS Summit 2013 - Highlight Q&A from the Experts - What are your favorite features?

PASS Summit Continues….

If you have been following my blog, in the myriad of PASS Summit 2013 related blogs, you’ve been enjoying my special summit series Highlights Q&A From the Experts, where I asked many of our SQL Server MVPs to participate in our panel discussion. 

I’ve asked…

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 17 October 2013

PASS Summit 2013 - Highlight Q&A - Where Will You Be?

PASS SQL Summit time, 2013 is in full blown progress.  Fantastic keynotes and presentations taking place all day long!  For those of you who could not get there in person, passTV is streaming some great highlights LIVE, via this link: Summit Live.

If you’re at the Charlotte… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 16 October 2013

PASS Summit 2013 - Day 2 - Highlights Q&A - What Are You Presenting On?

Today, October 16, 2013: PASS DAY2

PASS Summit Day 1……complete……..Great learning, check!  Awesome sessions and nuclear networking!  You can read my first entry on Summit Highlights, Questions & Answers. I also posted some helpful hints, resources, and links for PASS Summit First-Timers.

The fun continues Day… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 16 October 2013

PASS SQL Summit 2013 - Highlights Q&A - First Timer's Advice from the Experts

 

So, is this your first time attending PASS Summit?  Confused, shy, overwhelmed, and don’t know what to do first? Or second or third, for that matter?  Well, you are not alone, and as of PASS Summit 2013, it’s not their first time getting you familiar with the… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 15 October 2013

PASS SQL SUMMIT 2013 - Day 1 - Highlights, Questions & Answers

Today, October 15, 2013: PASS SUMMIT DAY1

It’s October, and it’s PASS SQL Summit time, 2013!  PASS Summit is the world's largest, most-focused, and most-intensive conference for Microsoft SQL Server and BI professionals. Organized by and for SQL Server and BI users, PASS Summit delivers the most technical sessions,… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 15 October 2013

TSQL Tuesday #47 - SWAG - Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?

 

Where does he get all those wonderful toys?  In the line made famous by Jack Nicholson’s Joker in the original Batman movie (c1989), the question may finally be answered!  He must have been hitting the SQLSaturday circuit, and other wonderful SQL conferences.  Will Batman show… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 8 October 2013

It's Just Another Manic SUNDAY - OT

Warning, this is just a non-technical anecdotal blog of a silly time-warp incident that happened to me yesterday.  Thought it was kind of funny, so wanted to share. 

Did this ever happen to you?  No, the title isn’t a mistake; it’s a parody on the title of… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 23 September 2013

Geometry in the Cloud - where geospatial data meets the cloud.

Mount Olympus: Stratosphere: It was inevitable that two innovative technologies would merge to create a world of potential in the way we live, work, play, and do business.  I read an interesting article this morning on SmallBizTechnology.com, and wanted to share, and maybe inspire many of you to… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 17 September 2013

NJ SQL UG presents Hilary Cotter - Next Tues. 9/17

 Next Meeting: Tue, Sep 17 2013

Take note, the New Jersey SQL Server User Group, led by John Dempsey, will be hosting its next meeting on Tuesday, September 17, 2013.  If you are a local or in town, be sure to register and attend!  If… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 11 September 2013

SQLSaturday #235 NYC Super Countdown! - Almost Here!

And so, the countdown begins for the super spectacular, extraordinarily exceptional, amazingly awesome, fabulously fantastic confab that is known as SQLSaturday #235 in the heart of midtown Manhattan. Yes, it’s almost time for folks across the nation to descend once again on the Big Apple for a day filled with… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 11 August 2013

Page Split Mini-Series - Part II - Page Latch Contention

Last time, in Part I of my page-split mini-series, we began speaking about page splits, defining what they are, how they occur, and which counter we can use to track them.

This time we will talk a little about how they show up as a resource wait, and how we… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 26 July 2013

Tonight: NYC UG Presents: Replication vs. Always-On with Meir Dudai

TODAY, JULY 25: the NYC SQL Server User Group is honored to have a visiting SQL Server MVP all the way from Israel. They will be meeting Thursday evening on the 25th at 6:00 PM at the Microsoft Offices on the 6th floor of 1290 6th Avenue. There will be… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 25 July 2013

SQLSaturday#235 NYC - The Schedule You All Have Been Waiting For!

Late last night in the Halls of Congress, a grand gathering of planners took place to form that which we waited for many a days. Never the perfect finished work, but a living document that is subject to popular change. In the smoky chambers of shadowy figures, the pressure was…

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 18 July 2013

Upcoming Local NJ Events! Presenting Martin Schoombee and Allan Hirt

Just a quick word on some local events coming your way in the New Jersey area! 

TOMORROW - The NJSQL user group presents Martin Schoombee.  No, this is not a biblical meeting about Moses, but Martin brings us The 10 Commandments of ETL.  There were originally 15, but the… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 15 July 2013

T-SQL Tuesday #44 - Second Chances

 

So, it’s Tuesday and its that time again for T-SQL Tuesday.  We’re at the 44th entry which means it’s been about 3.7 years since this blog party began, by SQL MVP extraordinaire, Adam Machanic (@AdamMachanic| Blog).  I guess us SQL People can’t stop… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 9 July 2013

A Page-Splitting Headache - Page Split Mini-Series

Page splits are a normal occurring process in an OLTP system.  However, too many page splits can cause performance issues that will slow down your system.  From my recent adventures in the field, I want to share some of my research and tips that can hopefully help you with your… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 8 July 2013

SQL Server Society of Las Vegas presents HealthySQL - Webinar! Tonite!

Hey, all!  

Today, going on all day, is the Summer Performance Palooza 2013, hosted by the PASS Performance Virtual Chapter.  It is a virtual parade of SQL Server webinars and super speakers delivering terrific tele-training into your living room, or whereever you are.  Check out the link for on-going… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 27 June 2013

NYC SQL User Group Mtg - Building a Personal Brand

This month, Thursday, June 27, 2013, the NYC SQL User Group be doing something a little different. Instead of a technical presentation, we’ll be learning about some very important non-technical skills needed for database professionals to advance their careers. We’ll be meeting on Thursday June 27th at 6:00 PM at our… Read more

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Posted in Pearl Knows on 25 June 2013

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