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Hostettler & the Bottleneckers

By Justin H-Davies, 2011/04/08

A bit of fun !

A long long time ago before the dawn of 2010, somewhere to the South of the United Kingdom lay the realm of SQL. The protector of the realm was Hostettler, a Viking DBA with a wealth of experience and renowned fame.

Therein dwelt DBAs of old who were wise, beautiful and kind. They lived in peace and harmony, untouched by evil and iniquity – until the day the evil Bottleneckers cast envious eyes upon them and their kingdoms.

Hostettlers’ domain was all the heavens in one, where he regularly rode his 8-legged steed Indexia. He ruled his airy throne with strength and wisdom but this one day, he was without answers.

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