SQLServerCentral: Articles tagged humor

Raw Materials - Recipe for Disaster

A hardware problem disrupts a culinary algorithm. Read more...

By Larry Gonick 2011/06/28 (first published: 2009/05/06) | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: raw materials

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Mistakes in April

Steve Jones has a blooper reel for today that shows some of the things that happen when shooting a daily podcast. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2013/06/19 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial - wmv

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Mistakes in April

Enjoy the podcast blooper reel from the last few months. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2013/06/19 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial - ipod

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From the Real World: On Call Again

TJay Belt has a great story of the nightmare DBA situation. Read more...

By TJay Belt 2009/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor

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SQLServerCentral To Take Over PASS

After intense negotiations with CA and Microsoft, the founding sponsors of PASS, SQLServerCentral has agreed to take over the organization. Read more...

By Press Release 2009/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: humor

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It’s time. After years of building this site to work with SQL Server, I sold it to Red Gate Software. Part of that transaction meant that I had to work for Red Gate for a period of time afterwards. I think I’ve done a good job in that time, but I don’t own this site anymore, and can’t compete with it contractually. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2009/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: blogs

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The SQL Server Easter Egg

A neat little trick you can access in SQL Server Management Studio 2008. Read more...

By Steve Jones 2009/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: editorial

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The Concept of Cardinal Reciprocity- A Primer

Too many authors in the field of relational theory have neglected the concept of Cardinal Reciprocity. This can cause a number of subtle problems with database design in terms of its derivability, redundancy, and consistency. . Increasingly, this little-understood aspect of relational theory, that emphasises the cardinality of the attributes of tuples in a relation and the reciprocity with isomorphic foreign key restraints, is becoming a hot forum topic. Read more...

By Additional Articles 2009/04/01 | Source: SimpleTalk | Category: humor

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Buying A Plane

There's been a lot of bad press about 'corporate jets' in the news over the past year. Not that planes themselves have issues, but rather many questions about whether corporations are spending shareholder dollars appropriately. It's not a simple topic, but clearly there did seem to be a lack of awareness about how those kinds of things would be perceived in difficult financial times. Read more...

By Andy Warren 2009/04/01 | Source: SQLServerCentral.com | Category: blogs

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